Date	Track	Fin	Dist	Grade	Time	BON	Time Adj	New T	Trk Rtg	Marg	PIR	Winner / 2nd	SP
02/04/22	PERR	4th	480	A1	29.14	28.46	0.15	29.29	Fast	8.50	6445	Boleys Champ	$6.00
26/03/22	PERR	1st	480	A2	28.96	28.96	-0.10	28.86	Par	5.50	3111	Clonleigh Hulk	$3.00
10/03/22	PERR	1st	480	A3	28.79	28.61	0.14	28.93	Par	4.75	6222		$1.90
05/03/22	PERR	4th	480	A2	29.05	28.73	0.02	29.07	Par	4.00	5322	Takemyhand	$7.00
25/01/22	PERR	2nd	480	A2	28.70	28.54	0.18	28.88	Fast	2.00	5553	Stage Manager	$4.00
20/01/22	PERR	5th	480	A2	28.81	28.46	0.15	28.96	Fast	4.40	6644	Coill Bhui Rebel	$3.75
11/01/22	PERR	5th	480	A2	29.18	28.77	0.13	29.31	Par	5.15	6444	Another Dove	$3.50
04/01/22	PERR	3rd	480	A2	28.72	28.42	0.18	28.90	Fast	3.75	4333	Affane News	$3.25
28/12/21	PERR	3rd	480	A2	29.54	28.86	0.14	29.68	Par	8.50	6555	Affane Buzz	$3.00
18/12/21	PERR	4th	480	A2	28.87	28.71	0.16	29.03	Fast	2.00	6333		$2.25
09/12/21	PERR	3rd	480	OR	28.88	28.64	-0.10	28.78	Par	3.00	5443	Trionas Travel	$5.50
02/12/21	PERR	2nd	480	A2	28.65	28.57	0.14	28.79	Par	0.75	4322	Trendy Breeze	$2.00
18/11/21	PERR	3rd	480	A2	28.71	28.51	0.18	28.89	Fast	2.50	6533	Zabriskie	$5.00
09/11/21	PERR	3rd	480	A1	29.13	28.79	0.17	29.30	Fast	4.25	4433	Zari Mike	$3.75
28/10/21	PERR	3rd	480	A2	30.04	28.88	-0.52	29.52	Slow	3.90	4422	Affane Buzz	$2.00
16/09/21	PERR	4th	480	OR	28.66	28.23	0.18	28.84	Fast	5.40	5444	Adeles Duke	$12.00
09/09/21	PERR	4th	480	OR	28.72	28.37	0.15	28.87	Fast	4.00	6444	Ballynabee Lucky	$6.50
23/08/21	NOTT	3rd	500	ORP	30.04	29.64	0.01	30.05	Par	5.00	5443	Coolavanny Aunty	$8.00
16/08/21	NOTT	3rd	500	ORP	30.47	29.85	-0.22	30.25	Slow	4.25	5443	Bellmore Sally	$5.00
05/08/21	PERR	1st	480	A1	28.89	28.88	-0.02	28.87	Par	2.50	5211	Shortwood	$2.75
31/07/21	HOVE	4th	500	OPF	29.61	29.15	0.17	29.78	Fast	5.25	3444	Trumps Benefit	$8.00
24/07/21	HOVE	2nd	500	ORP	29.62	29.38	0.12	29.74	Par	1.25	1211	Alana Pet	$6.00
29/06/21	PERR	1st	480	A1	28.54	28.54	-0.01	28.53	Par	4.75	5321	Takemyhand	$3.75
19/06/21	PERR	1st	480	A2	28.77	28.75	0.08	28.85	Par	1.75	6321	Catunda Tilley	$3.00
10/06/21	PERR	5th	480	OR	29.20	28.43	0.15	29.35	Fast	9.65	3655	Bower Turbo	$9.00
02/06/21	PERR	2nd	480	A2	28.85	28.69	-0.04	28.81	Par	2.00	6311	Takemyhand	$3.25
26/05/21	PERR	1st	480	A2	28.77	28.77	0.05	28.82	Par	4.25	6441	Milk Lady	$4.00
20/05/21	PERR	2nd	480	A2	29.01	28.74	-0.01	29.00	Par	1.50	6222	Wingman	$3.75
13/05/21	PERR	2nd	480	ORP	28.98	28.56	0.01	28.99	Par	3.00	5422	Easy Warrior	$5.00
08/05/21	PERR	2nd	480	A2	29.03	28.63	0.03	29.06	Par	2.75	3332	Moyar Valley	$8.00
01/05/21	PERR	3rd	480	A2	28.97	28.49	0.08	29.05	Par	6.00	5433	Bower Turbo	$3.50
22/04/21	PERR	1st	480	A3	28.86	28.38	0.16	29.02	Fast	1.50	5543	Southfield Reno	$3.50
17/04/21	PERR	2nd	480	A3	29.05	28.93	-0.15	28.90	Par	1.50	5222	Smiling Charlie	$4.00
10/04/21	PERR	4th	480	A2	29.36	28.91	-0.01	29.35	Par	5.00	6655	Lissan Junior	$3.50
25/03/21	PERR	5th	480	A2	29.13	28.79	-0.06	29.07	Par	4.25	4533	Baggios Sky	$3.75
18/03/21	PERR	4th	480	A2	29.18	28.72	0.03	29.21	Par	1.05	6544	Xperia Harley	$4.50
10/03/21	NEWC	5th	480	ORP	29.60	28.64	-0.02	29.58	Par	8.15	6545	Maximum Security	$13.00
04/03/21	PERR	1st	480	A3	28.94	28.94	0.00	28.94	Par	0.50	5441	Takemyhand	$4.00
27/02/21	PERR	4th	480	A3	29.52	29.10	-0.20	29.32	Slow	4.75	5454	Totos Harbour	$6.00
20/02/21	PERR	1st	480	A4	29.31	28.96	-0.26	29.05	Slow	2.50	6221	Itsalladream	$3.00
08/02/21	PERR	3rd	480	A4	29.35	28.88	-0.07	29.28	Par	2.00	6443	Aghaburren Flyer	$4.50

Years	Runners	Starts	Wins	2nds	3rds	P/Money	W %	P %
2018	9	15	2	1	3	$0	13.3%	40.0%
2019	389	3738	691	641	648	$88,257	18.5%	53.0%
2020	652	7508	1256	1280	1260	$178,446	16.7%	50.6%
2021	726	11986	1929	1953	2033	$241,984	16.1%	49.4%
2022	514	9019	1346	1441	1511	$201,950	14.9%	47.6%
2023	293	5112	700	796	927	$102,448	13.7%	47.4%
2024	107	1062	132	176	171	$16,263	12.4%	45.1%
Totals		38440	6056	6288	6553	$829,347	15.8%	49.2%

Distance	Runners	Starts	Wins	2nds	3rds	P/Money	W %	P %
Up to 400m	945	8594	1328	1374	1551	$153,916	15.4%	49.5%
401 - 500m	2250	27312	4325	4474	4588	$595,314	15.8%	49.0%
501 - 600m	351	1595	254	282	252	$40,085	15.9%	49.4%
601 - 700m	213	774	125	131	130	$26,262	16.1%	49.9%
Over 700m	50	165	24	27	32	$13,770	14.6%	50.3%
Totals		38440	6056	6288	6553	$829,347	15.8%	49.2%

Years	Runners	Starts	Wins	2nds	3rds	P/Money	W %	P %
2021	2	64	12	10	17	$1,175	18.8%	60.9%
2022	2	43	7	8	6	$960	16.3%	48.8%
2023	1	18	3	5	3	$370	16.7%	61.1%
2024	1	16	3	4	1	$345	18.8%	50.0%
Totals		141	25	27	27	$2,850	17.7%	56.0%

Distance	Runners	Starts	Wins	2nds	3rds	P/Money	W %	P %
Up to 400m	1	1	0	0	1	$0	0.0%	100.0%
401 - 500m	6	132	23	26	26	$2,525	17.4%	56.8%
601 - 700m	2	8	2	1	0	$325	25.0%	37.5%
Totals		141	25	27	27	$2,850	17.7%	56.0%

Name	Starts	Wins	2nd	3rd	Prizemoney	Win %
Ucannotbeserious	41	9	8	10	$905	21.9%
Totals	41	9	8	10	$905	22.0%

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